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lost and found

February 2, 2010

Dear people of the world,

If you find something cool on a bus, and it looks like it cost someone more than $10, please turn it in so it can be reunited with its rightful owner.  You know, the rightful owner who is probably mournfully calling both of RTD’s lost and found centers every six hours or so, hoping for its sudden appearance.  They are probably unable to fix their bike on the go and easily peel their citrus at their desk now that their beloved multi-tool is gone, in addition to feeling like a jerk for losing a very nice Christmas present only a month after receiving it.  Now don’t you feel like a jerk for effectively stealing their stuff by not turning it in?  You should.

Love, Lady Quantum

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