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things that do not make your day awesome

September 22, 2010

The phone alarm you thought was impossible to silence completely does, in fact, give up on you after the third time you hit snooze.

You realize on the bus that the reason you slept late and yet still had 5 minutes to spare is that you did not pack a lunch.

In your cubicle, a mouse has crawled into the space behind your electrical outlet and died.  Fragrantly.

Industrial lemon disinfectant doesn’t actually smell like lemon, or much better than a rotting mouse.

There are no places to eat within walking distance, and you do not have a car, bike, or any vending-machine acceptable currency.

Cookies for lunch.  Way less awesome when it sounds.  Especially when there are only 4 of them, and you’re already queasy from mouse and disinfectant.

Your half-hour meeting lasts more than an hour, and very little of it is relevant to you.

There are only 5 people in said meeting, so it’s impossible to sneak out unnoticed.

It’s raining when you want to walk to the bus.

Happy hump-day!

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